January 20, 2012
Ep. 020 - High School Reunion… OF THE FUTURE!

01.20.2012

Back to school located in a city with all sorts of “Tron: Legacy” promo graffiti. Park in front of a girl flirting with another guy in a car behind me. Lesbians sucking on titties in my mirror, a couple has sex behind me, two people lean against my car while I hide with the doors locked.

The hatch opens and Amir Blumenfeld (of College Humor’s Jake and Amir) gets in and balls up so I can hurl him out the back at a bunch of bowling pins while everyone watches. Fission mailed. I throw him out after he refuses to leave. Try to leave the school with little success as the brakes were dog shit. My mother, Margaret Cho, tries to console me but I blow her off.

Another getaway attempt, another failure. Except the wagon is now a former police cruiser and I’m on the beach at night pulling into an empty lot where I’m approached by two cops. Their attempt to fix the breaks and get it started involves them dropping it to the ground like a low rider and shrinking it down to Stuart Little’s dragster motorcycle.

Walking to a near by mall for some kind of way home I realize how tremendous an error I’ve made. The mall has security to that of an intergalactic space station 300 years in the future, with security stations and access points every 100 feet under heavy guard. Whenever I get close to one they get real tense, beyond the cover of lost pedestrian.

Realizing I’m a bigger part I play an arcade game, think 32-bit “House Of The Dead” knock off. Only one quarter, need four. The game clears and allows me to access its 8-bit menu. A bonus option of extra XP can be purchased for $835, I get it without a dime. Whoever knows about me really wants me to play. I grab the plastic gun and the game starts in this house full of slow zombies but the trigger to my gun is broken. Helpful.

WAKE UP

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Filed under: episode dreams dream future futuristic space science sci-fi school celebrity comedian weird video games 8-bit cops 
January 5, 2012

01.05

Wound up walking about in either England or Spain in the 16th century courtesy of the Doctor. Unable to remember what happened we hopped back in the TARDIS and traveled to somewhere in the middle east, year unknown. Upon the Doctor opening the door we stumble into a riot with many hostiles looking our way and I ask the Doctor if the TARDIS can mask our appearance to blend in.

My memory of last night I could literally put on a post-it.

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Filed under: mini-sode episode dream Doctor Who TARDIS time machine space time travel TV sci-fi science 
December 31, 2011

12/31

Pausing from a mission I walk through downtown and see a lot of familiar faces, mostly people I haven’t seen since high school. I follow my friend Tanya through town and come to this large fair. I get on a roller coaster that hovers over the track by magnets. However the roller coasts stops a third of the way through while in a tunnel area. An opening to the left reveals a bunch of hunters who have been upset about the fair because it hinders their ability to hunt. They start to go berserk and fire off their guns and I play dead and pretend I got hit by hanging out the side of the car.
After the height of the mayhem someone close to me picks me up and carries me over to some crates to lay me down. I break the act briefly by whispering into her ear to get my gun. I’m left alone and the next thing I know heavily armed hunters are surrounding the fair. I try to see if I can sneak out but I get spotted and hide quickly.

Raiden visits Rosemary on a large ship, Clay from SAMCRO steps in on the meeting between them, the captain and Solidus Snake. After Clay gets on a small boat with Tara, Jax, myself and some other woman. We tell her while at the dock we’re leaving before we get off at the spot to make the deal otherwise we’re all dead. When Clay returns he hears none of it and is solely fixated on getting more guns.
Meanwhile a few miles ahead, The Doctor (the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith) is preparing with others a plan to stop the deal involving a bridge, a ruined car full of dead Chinese people, and a train to make it explode. As everything nearly gets in place they’re spotted by passers by, possibly people sitting in on the deal as a few of them I believe were Asian.

Just another Friday night.

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Filed under: mini-sode episode dream dreams Sons Of Anarchy TV film movies video games Metal Gear Solid Doctor Who PS3 Solid Snake Guns violence 
December 20, 2011
Ep. 019 - Watch The Water For Carnage

Holy poop! A full episode!

Earliest thing I can remember I was at Walmart checking some juice items. I wander into this little backroom area and then outside into an alleyway where I turn into Spider-Man with the black symbiote suit. From behind a chain-link fence comes Carnage, and like usual he’s acting like a crazy motherfucker. So the two of us start to fight, me being at the disadvantage since he can manipulate his suit. Then things take a turn when he can form metal blades and strips of metal from himself. Goes without saying, really not good. But I use it against him when I web two bands and basically wrap in head to toe in metal. Possibly from his own body heat the heat contracts and basically causes him to explode leaving small water vapor contours of a person that start to build up. Realizing he’s coming back I grab Mary Jane and we bust out.
We land in a public park and by now my suit is a total wreck and am wearing it under my plain clothes. Maybe you’d think swinging on buildings in your regular clothes with no mask would be a bad thing. Dying on the other hand much worse. We start running and I tell her to head for the train. “Just get on it and don’t turn around. GO, GO, GO!” The two of us split up and as I try to figure out what to do a 10-story carnage goes running down the street. REALLY NOT GOOD. I keep hiding behind the building I’m next to. After a minute I notice debris from the roof starts to fall down. When I look up the edge is cracking, he’s up there. He pokes his head out and decides to fuck with me first. He grabs me and throws me across the park. Out from an alley emerges The Shocker who subdues me for Carnage. This is where details get blurry because I get away and don’t remember how. To my knowledge I pit The Shocker against Carnage somehow and ran off.
Once free I enter this one building, a federal reserve bank, located at the other end of the park. Now I’m back in plain clothes but different ones than before. I navigate my way down some stairs and come to the entrance of Rapture. The same Rapture from “Bioshock.” The entrance for it is like a theater, cause there’s a set of double doors that swing both ways and a guy in a booth but he’s of course being all weird. After absorbing myself in the “Fear And Loathing In Rapture” vibe the party stops quick as the pipes in the maintenance room burst. Everyone at hand goes to try and repair them but all the pipes and fasteners are so rusted over it’s impossible to fix. Realizing there’s not much time I head down into the belly of the beast to look for a girl before the whole place floods. As I find her there’s a small confrontation with Fontaine who is trying to escape by boat and doesn’t want anyone else to be on it, just him. Just then things start to give way and Fontaine gets killed giving us the boat.
The boat travels down this path and then winds up going into the ocean traveling along the underwater current leading up to the surface. As we rise we look at the small island where the building that served as the entrance for Rapture burns against the blue hue of the night sky. Reality starts to bleed together as I hear only “The Messenger” by Linkin Park playing (which is on my playlist.) Time fades forward to us arriving on land in the morning by a town. We get off the boat and split up looking for our loved ones. I bank left and go into this one building where I see a guy with a dog, both of whom I seem to recognize as I start to cry while hugging the dog. Here’s the interesting thing though. At this point I was conscious enough to where I was actually crying in real life while it was happening. Freaky huh?

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December 8, 2011

From dream to drawing to reality.

The Nintendo DEZ (Desert Eagle Zapper)

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(Notes: 21)
  
Filed under: Nintendo Zapper airsoft art dream dreams episode gun image photo photoshop picture video games awesome 
November 24, 2011
Ep. 018 - Come What(ever) May*

I was walking the streets of some random city and I was running into all sorts of different people and situations. It seemed to mirror the Fort Minor song “Right Now” which is on my sleep playlist.
I followed these three black guys for a few blocks and one dude in particular was going off on something that I found to be very interesting but can’t remember for the life of me what it was. We eventually wound up in a mall and kinda split from there and not long after some jackass pickpockets my wallet (poorly.) So I run after him and get back my wallet but wreck a store mannequin in the process. Realizing I have no money to pay for the damage James Spader gives me a few singles and I’m still in trouble.
But then something great happens. As I walk around the mall some more I run into Sir Corey Taylor (not really knighted, BUT HE SHOULD BE) and either we already know each other at this point or through friends and acquaintances we hit it off, but it eventually leads to hanging out at my house in my basement. While he and his wife are doing something I kinda hang back by my computer and don’t wanna impose and have that “Wayne’s World” geek out. He takes one brief look at me and I just make this weird shrug that apparently was funny and then the two of us start chatting. A little while later we’re upstairs in the living room and I’m singing into a microphone recording myself sing “Through Glass” by Stone Sour while the man who wrote that song is watching me. He said he liked it but it was my dream after all.
Now I either woke up or the transition was very blurry to me. I’m leaning towards the former on this. But I approach this house located in the back country by the ocean or some large body of water in search of something. However in the house is a family who would prefer nobody snoop around. Once I hear a shotgun being cocked it’s over. So I dash out and dive into the water where there are bits of a crashed plane floating in the water and I rescue a girl out of the water. We hide behind some tall grass and bushes to avoid being seen by the family or the cops who have just arrived. Once their backs are turned away we make a break for it down the road.
We head down and enter this underground network. Part of me wants to say we entered catacombs however there weren’t quite as many dead bodies or remains lying around. Somewhere between catacombs, a sewer, and a futuristic underground society is where we landed in. After we get to more of the heart of the system we split ways and I head toward some sort of superhero locker room where I change outfits. I then leave and go top side and beyond that is a complete mystery to me. True story.

= Sketch/Ed

*= “Come What(ever) May” is the title of Stone Sour’s sophomore album on Roadrunner Records which you can purchase on Amazon for $5. And I recommend you do so. Also I don’t wanna get sued despite the fact you can’t copywrite a title. True story.

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Filed under: dream dreams Slipknot Corey Taylor Stone Sour music playlist episode LOST superhero comics comic books 
November 21, 2011
Sorry…

I’ve been busy as all hell and have been neglecting this. I’ll at most write down brief summaries or highlights of my dreams instead of full episodes. Largely because I don’t have the time to write a full episode or because there are gaps missing, more than usual.

Also still want people to submit their dreams, doesn’t have to be a full episode anymore as long as it’s interesting like finding Jimmy Hoffa in a tree or getting punched to death by a chipmunk.

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: words dreams episode 
August 24, 2011
Ep. 017 - To Kahlua, My Brother, Whom I Slept With

It’s another double feature, kids. And before I tell the first one it might require a little backstory.

Last Saturday my buddy Jay calls me up to go out drinking, which I never do because nobody ever invites me for shit. (“Boo-hoo, pussy.”) So we go out with a few of his friends that I don’t know, and our group eventually grew from five (including myself) to about 12 from running into some familiar faces while out and about, and it went from his place to the bar to a couple other people’s houses within a few blocks of each other. I had a good time, I challenged my liver by drinking probably more than I ever have before, my introversion that I’m trying to strip, and inadvertently my dreams. Before I arrived home I thought to myself that I hope I don’t dream about tonight, not because I didn’t have a good time but just because I didn’t want realities bleeding together. Whoops, it happened anyway. Although it didn’t so much as bleed realities, I know what was real and what I dreamed but it was interesting that my mind decided to continue the party in my head, and ironically I was the one among the group getting into crazy trouble as opposed to being the straight man that I often am. At any rate, this is the dream I had from that night.

The lot of us were hanging out in this downtown area, not where we went, but a city where a river separated these two streets and the roads/walkways were made of cobblestone. So it took us from New Hampshire to Germany, I guess. We roll up alongside this tent area where there are a couple booths set up like a carnival and I go to the farthest booth and get into a bit of a conflict with this guy who I believe was in SWAT gear. The conflict was less on me and more on my friend Deanna (who I had just bumped into in the dream, but not in real life) who was behind him while I stood at the front bubbling with rage holding a suitcase full of knives. In almost the blink of an eye he’s fallen to the ground from Deanna stabbing him with a butter knife, and I for some reason continue to stab him but there’s no blood. Immediately we bounce and walk down into what seems like a service tunnel that the public can use or a tunnel that leads to a subway platform.
From two different points I see SWAT members standing by and a team headed down the stairs coming after me, leaving no element of surprise. But we dash down the tunnel that leads to some kind of warehouse that has a fenced in area around where the tunnel is. After going through the gate in the fence we somehow manage to evade capture and getting shot. Along with that I hop in a cab and proceed to drive through a set of double doors the lead me inside of a Wal-Mart where I’m just driving around like a jackass. When I reach the front I bail out and let the car go through the front. The cops come inside and arrested these two kids they thought were behind the wheel. And I was ready to walk away before one of his friends came up and said how wrong it was that I was gonna let them take the fall, and said I’d fix it. Then my alarm clock started blasting Mudvayne which got me out of that mess.

This next dream I had just last night and I only remember the last of it but it sticks out like a sore thumb to me. The earliest I can remember is that I was partaking in some kind of “Legends Of The Hidden Temple” game that involved going up and around some multicolored think with pads and slopes and being too lazy to do it. But what’s crazy is the people I was playing against - for the Red Monkeys it was Dave Attell and Carlos Mencia, and for the Green Monkeys it was Doug Stanhope and Sarah Silverman (or Janeane Garofalo.) Who my partner was on the Orange Iguanas I don’t know, they were either passed out or drunk.
So I fucked off out of there and on the street sitting on a stoop I saw a man I believed to be my dad, but for some reason he looked like Idris Elba portraying Bill Cosby which was way fucking weird. After talking to him for a bit I help him up with his cane and lead him inside. Time kinda skips a bit and I now have to convince him to go on stage and do his act that for whatever reason he doesn’t wanna do. And at this moment his cane is sealed inside a box that has a zip tie around it. I wish I could remember the exact dialog, I did this morning but it escapes me now, but the context of it was essentially him not doing the show was using an emotional crutch and that he needs to get off his ass and get shit done. It would be great if I could remember the exact words and phrasing cause it seemed pretty strong.

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: episode dreams double feature alcohol drinking comedy comedian weird Nickelodeon Olmec Legends Of The Hidden Temple 
August 14, 2011
Ep. 016 - Slaughter Is The Best Medicine

This one is from the night before. Forgot to put it up.

Taking cover behind a wall of a broken down building the firefight dies down when a sniper up above on a walkway of sorts gets in position and all goes quiet. He doesn’t fire any shots but apparently his presence makes everyone stop. What a cop out.
Later on I return to the clubhouse to rejoin the Sons Of Anarchy (Hooray, I lived! Will link to upcoming episode that explains this.) Clay tells me to do something with Opie so I help him out. As I’m helping Opie I notice that he’s shaven and his hair has been cut uber short. For those who don’t watch the show, Opie has long hair and a thick ZZ Top beard. I finish up with him and kinda float on towards a backstage area where there’s a bunch of comedians just hanging out, one of which is Louis CK. With no introduction I just hop into the conversation like I don’t realize fully that it’s Louis. I then talk to him about our first encounter which resulted later in a very, very awkward hug. Not awkward in how long it lasted but in terms of hugging styles not matching. We step outside and continue to talk and during that conversation I say something that makes him laugh so hard he bends slightly to catch his breath. When he recovers from his healthy gut laugh he says that talking to me was the highlight of his visit there. What bullshit that last part was only a dream…

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: episode dream violence guns Louis CK comedy comedian Sons Of Anarchy SOA SAMCRO motorcycle 
August 10, 2011
Used this photo as a reference.

Used this photo as a reference.

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Filed under: episode dream weapon armor metal drawing image 
August 10, 2011
Ep. 015 - Big Trouble In Little Dover

Two episodes two days in a road. Holy poop! And all of it from last night’s dream.

I find myself walking up the snow covered concrete stairs to the roof a single story building located in some sort of communications compound located in the mountains. Opposite us is a building with a large satellite dish on top covered in snow and to the other end of the building I’m at is a smaller dish that appears to be broken. Me and my partner agree that the hardware was sabotaged and needs to be repaired. Spread throughout the compound are small little devices that have a red glow to them. Thinking they might be explosives me and him get out to save our ass and call for help. After walking 200 or 300 feet away from the compound it explodes sending the dish to the ground and down the mountain along with other debris.
Now this part is tricky because I think instead of a rapid transition I woke up and this is the second half of the dream but I’m not 100% on it. I walk through a Wal-Mart and head to the back area where the photo lab is where I await a few packages. I ask for the help of an employee and he goes into the back. While I wait I notice that there are boxes all around the lab and when he reemerges I ask if these are all for me, and they are. Surprised as I was at that point some random guy comes out of nowhere and hands me two pizzas I apparently ordered, wanna say they were free but really if it’s in your dreams it has to be free right? So as I walk around, waiting, taking a bite from my first slice this small group of teens recognize me and come up to me saying that I was that guy from the commercial. Denying it out of embarrassment I say thank you and just kinda walk off. I then see a small little hatch open up above me, that’s attached to nothing so it just hovers in the air, and inside the hatch is Eminem. (I’ll give you a moment… good now?) He hands me something from the hatch that I think is a ring but I can’t quite remember much other than he had on a black skull cap and black zip-up hoodie. Once he leaves I move on to the car.
I’m driving in my sister’s car despite the fact that I’d just won the lottery (not sure why I know that but I think it came out when I discovered the box castle) and I head down to Store 24 (I refuse to call it Tedeschi, Store 24 is easier) located in town. But I know immediately that it’s not right because in it’s place instead is a mom & pop diner that also has a convenience store inside it. Outside the shop is a crazed guy waving around a broken bottle while a cop tries to talk him down. I tell my lady on the phone that I have to go and get out of the car to help. He at first tells me to stay back but then I become buddy buddy with him leading him inside the store to the already scared and concerned patrons. After a minute of him rambling on I grab a liquor bottle and hit him in the head while his back is turned, not only does it not break but he doesn’t even feel it. I hide the bottle when he turns back around and at this point this black girl migrates into the situation but doesn’t come to help but make things worse. I grab another bottle and hit her in the head, again with no breaking or feeling. Before I go in for another whack she turns around and catches with the bottle saying I better not try that shit again. So wisely so I crack her right in the forehead and she goes down but instead of the bottle breaking it folds at the label as if it’s made of plastic instead of glass. His attention goes to me so I crack him in the head, he goes down, and I proceed to hit them to keep them down while the glass still remains intact.
I rush outside to the officer telling him they’re down and he comes in to arrest them. As he does this I check to make sure everyone in the diner is safe. I step outside to get some air and not even five seconds after stepping outside this one girl, dressed like she’s going to a club or coming from the club (while it’s still light out) goes crazy on me by yelling and hitting my chest. I give her a couple of friendly warnings to just go home and by the third time I grab her by the arm which I pin to the small of her back while my other hand is at the top of her back leading her toward her car. I turn around to go back inside and go up to the counter saying to call an officer back to pick her up. I sit down and ask for a menu, to which the waiter gives me a shitty look along with the other patrons. The waiter then informs me that everyone blames me for all the violence that’s just happened, yet I was trying to quash the violence and I came in in the middle of it all. Offended and pissed off I go back outside where the same girl is trying to go at me again but I just blow past her and hope she’ll fuck off so I can get in my car. Then she calls over her boyfriend.
The boyfriend is a bit of a pretty boy, kinda jockish, but has on the creepiest goddamn armor I’ve ever seen and is wielding two swords with two more in the holster. So I quit reasoning with her and tell him to back off for fear of dying but he doesn’t. All I can do is duck whenever he swings his blade because I’m defenseless until I grab one of his swords and cut his hand, which backfires because then the wound opens up and like in “The Thing” this weird head inside the wound grows and tries to pull me in but luckily closes before that happens. We then fight for roughly another minute before the boyfriend stops because his lady is criticizing him and he gets bothered by it. Then he gets depressed because he’s not getting treated the way he wants nor is he getting the Ferrari she promised him. After a couple minutes later they start to go towards the diner and I stop them by offering to buy him a Ferrari Modena for not killing me and getting him away from her. Sadly I woke up before he made his decision. Whatever though I made it out though. Next post is a sketch I did of the armor in question.

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: Eminem John Carpenter The Thing celebrity dream episode famous hero pizza strange violent transition displacement 
August 9, 2011
Ep. 014 - Evolution Of The Dog & Dali’s Take on Pollock

It’s a twofer this time. #DoubleTeam

August 7th, 2011
I exit a small barn/big shed, walking away from a possessed Louis CK, onto this small dirt road (in what I believe was Arizona) next to a fenced in area. So to my left is a fence and two my right is a steep dirt hill. As I walk along there are two trucks parked, one alongside the fence toward the middle and the other at the mouth near the slope. And the road is just big enough to fit one truck and maybe half of another, and yet two trucks are driving in and out almost taking me down so I get the hell out quick. I walk out into this weird patch where on the other side of the hill is a couple houses and a saloon. (For the record, didn’t see “Cowboys & Aliens” so no idea where this is coming from.) I go up and enter the saloon which is somewhat populated with modern folk of that area, TV playing a game of some sort. I walk up to the bar, ask for a rum & coke and for a certain person to see if they’re here. The barkeep tells me he’s not in yet but I should just sit tight.
As I’m sipping my drink I notice behind me on the floor is this little stuffed dog, with big black cloth eyes and more importantly only the front half. It stumbles in and eventually falls down only to evolve, growing legs and changing from white to orange. Apparently I’m the only one who is taking notice of this, especially when it evolves yet again and gets a little bigger and green. When it does this it jumps from all four of it’s legs and lunges after me, dying instantly. Feeling awkward I leave and get into my car out in the front with the dead stuffed animal. As I’m driving I notice that I’m in Los Angeles, or what I believe is LA, and after missing my turn I just choose to drive aimlessly because let’s face it you will have a better chance getting to where you need to be that way than using a GPS.

August 8th
As I walk along the nighttime street, me and whoever I was with stop at this white wall where there are a couple guys throwing buckets of paint at it. The only thing is that the speed of them throwing keeps changing. By that I mean one guy will throw a bucket and be moving in slow motion while the other guy’s just goes up instantly. In the slow-mo paint stream I take my hand and whip some paint at the wall. It was neat and would be so cool if it were real.

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: episode dream dreams weird strange animals comedy painting LA 
July 23, 2011
Ep. 013 - The Honda-Peterbilt Storm

Sadly I can’t remember very much but what I do remember was pretty freaky. Me and a couple other guys were messing around on a computer that was either old (like 1993) or was being operated on in DOS. We were messing with it in order to change the weather, which was a success. Not long after I step outside to meet up with my sister to get a ride home and when stepping outside of the house it’s pouring rain. I cross the street and there’s enough trees and other things to keep us from getting less wet. Upon nearing her car the rain stops and I notice everyone starting to the sky behind us. Me and my sister turn around to see what looks like the nose of a plane falling and smoking. As it gets closer it turns out that it’s not part of a plane but a semi-truck (minus the trailer) which lands behind a building out of sight. Without making a noise, after a second passes the semi bounces back like a trampoline and lands in the street. We turn back and notice three or four smaller cars sailing through the sky smoking. They all land in various place on the street, one green ambulance lands on it’s side and slides on the ground pushing my sister’s car back a bit but not totaling it. After all that dies down it goes back to raining and then lightning. And the strangest thing of all, after all this, I see someone else in my car backing it out of a space to leave. Soon as I back contact with it I wake up.

=Sketch/Ed

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Filed under: episode dream weird cars weather 
July 15, 2011
Ep. 012 - The Constant Cabin Fever

Sorry, I haven’t shared any dreams with you (all 11 of you) lately. Started a new job so haven’t been able to jot down anything to write about later. To make up for this it’s going to be a DOUBLE FEATURE! WOWZOMG! And if your a nerd you might get tickled by it as they are both “Lost” inspired since I recently watched all six seasons on Netflix over the past couple weeks. (By the way, the ending of Season 6 I thought was absolutely beautiful so the schmucks who didn’t like it, sorry you didn’t care more for the characters.) If you haven’t seen the show or haven’t gotten that far you might want to skip the first half to avoid a spoiler.

14.July.2011
Me and the other survivors are walking through a facility I believe to be underground as I see no windows what-so-ever and all the walls are concrete. As everyone is exploring off on their own I discover there is an infection spreading through touch, where if you make physical contact with someone you turn into a zombie with some huge deformities like in “The Thing” where your head’s lopsided and you got a fourth eye coming out of your second mouth in your foot. So clearly my priority at this moment is not to be touched, which helps as I shoot some of them. Later we all escape the facility and get back on the surface where we head to this house located on a river. But the strange thing is you could only gain access to the house by entering through basically a work shed door which connected to another door, except this had on the outside a sliding glass blast door, that had a small bridge leading to the actual house where stood outside was Locke as The Man In Black with Desmond inside.
Locke informs us that he is the one who caused the infection we barely avoided and wanted to strike up a deal - we can leave the island but Desmond stays behind. Here is where certain details and chronology get blurred. We talk with Desmond prior to our decision and he mentions something in regards to issues with Charles Widmore, what the issues were is unknown. Eventually we all agree to leave but not before Jack is stabbed by Hurley so that he may become the new protector of the island. By the door of the house is a device that looks like a chair mounted to a large wooden cylinder so that it can spin around it while on top sits a fixed bar which emits light when the chair is spun. I begin to spin the chair making the light glow more and more the faster and harder I do it, and the more I do it, with Sawyer cursing the island the whole time. Eventually it hits a point where everything goes white and I wake up in this large house in some kid’s room where I was attempting to fix something. I leave the room and find Sawyer in the next room wrangling a kid and Hurley downstairs in the kitchen entertaining a wife.

15.July.2011
While in some kind of bunker with the other survivors Locke as The Man In Black is threatening us in some fashion. I turn off an old TV by turning the dial and Locke disappears. I turn it back and he reappears even more pissed off until I turn it back off and he goes away again. Looking on a monitor at some troops being attacked I realize they need help so I tell Anna-Lucia to fly me in as back-up but she refuses because it’s too dangerous and doesn’t think it’s worth it. I walk around a bit and wind up in some ware house like area where down one area I stumble across Locke, NOT as The Man In Black, wearing a suit and a goatee and has a Jewish accent. I ask him for some help and try to fill him in on what’s going on but he has no clue what I’m talking about and starts acting like a jerk until I just go away.
Details blur here but I wind up outside in an alley where some sort of illegal deal is going on which goes horribly wrong as everyone starts shooting at each other and I dart inside for cover. As I hide behind one wall by the hallway across from me is Mark Strong as Sorter from “Revolver” who covers for me as I go over to his side to get a cache of weapons from an A/C vent. Mid-way through getting the guns, slowly and quietly for some reason, the cops raid us and bust in as I’m extracting the guns. I tell them I’m a cop and am acquiring evidence and have yet to bag it, strangely they believe this. I walk outside and on the ground is a man in a purple coat getting beaten and kicked. Upon closer inspection I realize this man is The Joker, and these men have just helped make this man become a raving psychotic.

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June 30, 2011
Ep. 011 - Running Makes Me Feel Good… In Bed

Earliest thing I can recall is standing on a rooftop with a proton pack along with four other Ghostbusters looking down the side of the building where there isn’t one but two Stay Puft Marshmallow Men. We all unleash a proton stream on them and occasionally flip on what seems like an accelerator making the stream much more powerful. Although after several seconds that started to not work and I may as well have been firing flaming BB pellets at him. We eventually defeated them and moved on down the street passing various shops. At some point though I lose the five ton nuclear device strapped to my back and realize I have to go looking for something so I wander off and wind up in this neighborhood I’ve never been in, yet I believe it to be in southern California given the open skies and the sun. I walk down the street and turn right at the next block. When I come to the next corner there are these two black dudes standing around with this white pit bull and when I go into their line of sight they focus all their attention on me. They call me out and try to get me to come over, while strangely giving the impression I’m in the wrong area, then they chase after me and sick the dog on me. I run around the block on the left and get back onto the main road I came from. I hop a fence and go into a park where they also come in, but now it’s just a dog and one guy. The dog makes a go for me but I dodge it and punch they guy out, so the dog leaves me alone. I head back but this time I avoid that street by ducking into an alley, but it was still the wrong alley. Luckily I wasn’t met with hostility I just ran into some small get together my friend Julie was at. After leaving I go into another alley just a few feet down and go down a ladder into some underground structure. I think I’ve been watching too much “Lost.”

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